Where is the Birth Certificate?

Dear President Obama,

I would like to respectfully submit the following questions for you to answer.

1. According to the Constitution, a president must be a "natural born" citizen of America. Why is it so hard for you to provide a copy of your long form birth certificate to answer this question about your eligibility to be president? This would once and for all answer all lingering questions about your legitimacy.
2. Why are you backing the reinstatement of Honduran ex-president Zelaya? Isn't Zelaya advocating extending his term in office that is contrary to the Honduran Constitution of term limits? Isn't Zelaya supported by the likes of Chavez and Castro? Your support of Zelaya seems contrary to America's best interest as the beacon of freedom for the world.
3. Why have you quadrupled the deficit? If it is true that you have inherited a deficit from the other administration, why have you endeavored to increase the deficit instead of trying to reduce it? Why are you spending money that is not there?
4. What are you doing about North Korea's rampant and flagrant missile testing?
5. Why are you pushing the Cap and Trade Energy Tax Bill? Why are you so intent in raising our taxes instead of insisting that government operates within its reasonable budget and to stop wastefulness?
6. Why are you trying to socialize healthcare by insisting that the government can do a good job at managing healthcare when in fact the government can't even effectively manage the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV)?
7. Why does the Executive Branch of government want to take over the census? Is it perhaps so that you can use ACORN to rig the lists of eligible voters?
8. Why can you not take questions from random press members during your press conferences and answer them accordingly? Why do you always have to pre-arrange and pre-assign the questioners and their questions that they can ask? Why are you rigging the press conferences? How is this supposed to enlighten the public on what you are doing on the job and where you stand?
9. Why do you always have to use a teleprompter? Why can't you speak extemporaneously if you are so educated, articulate, and brilliant as the media have made you up to be?
10. What right did you have to fire the CEO of General Motors and to strong arm Chrysler into bankruptcy? What right did you have to promote the union members first before the bond owners in the Chrysler bankruptcy deal?
11. Why are you apologizing to the European Muslim world for being American? Your posturing does not reflect how I feel and clearly does not represent me as an American to the rest of the world. Why are you doing this?